When guys try and grind on me at the club
eatingplatano asked: Then I must be a creep. Because I flowed you back đ lol
yayyy :) creepers
im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.
BOOOOOO!!!!
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âMad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasnât that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadnât held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldnât be somebodyâs mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and Iâm not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then.â â Angelina Jolie
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mulan dont give a shit
mulan has run out of fucks to give
Mulan no curr
Mulan: âGurl had it coming.â
Mulan: â One less bitch, to worry about â
Mulan: âWhoâs next?â
Mulan: âLook at all that dishonorâ
IâM LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG
MULAN NO CURR
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im sobbing
OH MY GOD
this is sill my favorite post ever
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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
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